Marriage Life !!!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person
has, you wish you had ordered that.


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


It is so difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful
things as women and then he turns them into Wives


If you are married please ignore this message,
for everyone else:
Happy Independence Day


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you
said.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage.


Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice


Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is
going thru hell.


Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per the law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!


Here comes the Ultimate One :)


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.